Not My Kids Not My Problem Funny Parent Crewneck Sweatshirt

A little humor for the grown-ups raising the next generation. This crew neck sweatshirt features the bold statement “NOT MY KIDS. NOT MY PROBLEM.” in a clean, understated design—made for the aunties, uncles, friends, and delightfully unbothered adults who love their people while staying out of the group-chat drama. The medium-heavy fleece feels substantial without being stiff, with a regular fit that works for school runs, coffee dates, family gatherings, or a cozy night in. Wear it when the advice is unsolicited, the chaos is familiar, and your boundaries are beautifully intact.

Product features
- Cotton-polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face
- Medium-heavy 8.5 oz/yd² (290 g/m²) fabric
- Stretchable 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem
- Necktape for added comfort and shape stability
- Double-needle stitching, regular fit, and tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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